Need to go home. Can’t cry in a fucking restaurant. I’ll walk home if I have to.
Liveblogging my dad being an asshole.
Yay.
Sexist bastard..
I CAN MAKE ALL THOSE THINGS
blaineandthewhoreblers replied to your post: Well I’ll be frolicking in weekend and my brother’s birthday so…you ain’t got nothin on me (;
I’VE GOT CAKE AND COOKIES AND MONEY
Well I’ll be frolicking in weekend and my brother’s birthday so…you ain’t got nothin on me (;
blaineandthewhoreblers replied to your post: Well fine then you can wait till Monday too!
Psh I can just frolic in the SUMMER BREAK until then
Well fine then you can wait till Monday too!
blaineandthewhoreblers said: hehheheheheh school
:D got a surprise for my friends at school on Monday!~
When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.
I was not expecting that plot twist.
you are the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person i’ve ever met.




