Need to go home. Can’t cry in a fucking restaurant. I’ll walk home if I have to.

Liveblogging my dad being an asshole.

Yay.

Sexist bastard..

I CAN MAKE ALL THOSE THINGS

blaineandthewhoreblers replied to your post: Well I’ll be frolicking in weekend and my brother’s birthday so…you ain’t got nothin on me (;
I’VE GOT CAKE AND COOKIES AND MONEY

Well I’ll be frolicking in weekend and my brother’s birthday so…you ain’t got nothin on me (;

blaineandthewhoreblers replied to your post: Well fine then you can wait till Monday too!
Psh I can just frolic in the SUMMER BREAK until then

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Well fine then you can wait till Monday too!

blaineandthewhoreblers said: hehheheheheh school

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:D got a surprise for my friends at school on Monday!~

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#summer #creations (Taken with instagram)

#summer #creations (Taken with instagram)

Feeling like one? I don’t think you understandI AM the potato

Feeling like one?

I don’t think you understand

I AM the potato

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taupetoupee:

unseilie:

When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.

I was not expecting that plot twist.

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